you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck
yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life
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when he tightens his arms around you, best feeling ever
I wish
wonder what this feels like
The best feeling in the world
god i wish i knew
You want to know what it feels like? It feels like you’re safe. It feels like no one can hurt you. You’re under his warm embrace. Feeling his muscles around your waist, your body being pulled closer to his… The feeling is indescribable. When they say it’s the best feeling ever, they aren’t kidding. Because in that moment, when you’re sharing body heat, there isn’t a place you’d rather be or a single thought that crosses your mind that doesn’t involve him. When a guy gives up all of his “manly” pride just to hold you close to his heart like this, is when we, ladies, need to realize that he truly does love us. And we need to not let it go to waste.
hopefully one day
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Syrup: Four types of women.
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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see youOh my dick definitely my dick
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what’s that thing called where your crush likes you back
oh yes your imagination
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walkdownthestreetlikeafckingstar:
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
And maybe she was very small when the Wizarding War happened but she still remembers when that word was dangerous and was legitimately scared.
Suddenly this show got a thousand times better!
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Everyone says that Chandler is the best representation of Tumblr… I’m sorry, but aren’t we forgetting someone?
I swear he looked more realistic when I was a kid 0.o
thats because they did use a real cat….you know…when he wasnt talking or being silly.
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